Karate Kid II's Chozen

"You dansu like Geisha!" - Chozen

Alright so the inaugural quote will be the title of this blogsite. This is from Karate Kid II. It occurs while the debonair Daniel Larusso is learning the traditonal dance of Okinawan culture from his new beau Kimiko. Alas, he is interrupted by none other than Chozen, his archnemesis. His uncle Sato is the vile gangster that runs the Okinawan streets and causes grief upon the Miyagi clan, but you should already know this.