Don't Wait - Dashboard Confessional

I am listening to LAUNCHcast from Yahoo!, and this is the current song that has come on. Anyways, If i'm correct this is "their" new hit single. I say "their" cause it only used to be that homo, Chris Carraba in the act. I meant homo as individual........yeah right. Anyways this song is very whiny and annoying. As it is night time now, the only way I can describe this song is that it makes me want to cry myself to sleep, and makes me want to wake up to me wetting my bed. Does it make sense? If it does, that's what the song does, I promise.

Now "The Adventure" by Angels and Airwaves or AVA, has just hit my cast, damn, my songs suck. What the heezy happened to Tom DeLonge? He is becoming a poor man's Davey Havok, and even Davey Havok is a poor man's Davey Havok.












Anyways if anyone has ever seen the video to this song, it's craptastic. I mean c'mon he borrowed dance moves from Scott Weiland from "Sour Girl," do you really want to be dancing like that?

The "Happiest" Kid in America

I don't usually put up videos on my blogsite, but this kid makes it up here on sheer talent. What in the world is going on with his parents? How can they subject this poor little ?boy? to this kind of crap. I understand if he was a bastard child that they didn't want and wanted him to learn his lesson for being the first sperm to swim to the ovary, but they brought him into this world, and this is what they turn him into to? Now that is FUGGED UP! Anyways enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7YloXN8S44

It won't let me actually put up the video, but you can link to it.

Seat's Taken/You Can't Sit Here

"Seat's taken..." You can't sit here!" - various jerk kids from Forrest Gump

I know the picture is not of the exact scene, but C'mon, this is classic.

The reason for the title of this edition of You Dansu Like Geisha, is that I have been given the Big Boot (ala Hulk Hogan) off of 742 Evergreen Terrace. The reason..........well probably because I was not really blogging about anything relevant to that site. I mean c'mon I found out that I was kicked off like 15 days after it happened. BUT I think the real reason is that I was affecting the creativity of the site's Creator. I believe that the site was not going the way the Creator wanted it to go and I was all up in the Creator's creativity, whatever that means.

I digress. So I watched Superman yesterday, and I did not see any gay undertones to that movie. In theory the only real gay undertone movie I have seen in the Lord of the Rings. Chandler Bing would say "Can Sam and Frodo, beeeee any gayer?" All in all it was a good flick, and I think it's worth watching on the big screen, or maybe on Youtube, if they have it up, cause Youtube is awesome. Anyways, the one thing I dislike about the Superman franchise is that it lacks true villians. Sure it has Lex Luthor but has no superpowers.

Let's compare it to Batman. The Joker has the superpower of being funny, the Penguin has the superpower of being short and obese with webbed appendages, Catwoman has the superpower of being a sucky movie.......okay I lost my train of thought. I guess DC really has shitty villians, but the Joker still rocks my socks off. I would the Joker.

Black Eye

So basketball leagues have started up again, and I am fortunate enough to play in some. So what happens the very first game. I receive a sweet elbow to my left eye. What a way to start the season.

Anyways, I was gonna tell my mom that I got mugged by some black guy, as she is from the older Korean generation. Then I decided not to as she may have had a heart attack. It would have been funny though......

Sorry no pics for this one, but when I find my senior high school I.D. i'll try to post it up.

The Dumbest Conversation Ever

THIS REAL LIFE CONVERSATION TOOK PLACE BETWEEN THE TWO IDIOTS ABOVE: It is utterly the dumbest thing i've ever been a witness to.

Jawbreaker Prone: wait, so are you serious, i have to collect the moneyh from all the girls on sat?

ushamuka: no

ushamuka: i'm just saying you can

Jawbreaker Prone: no id rather have one big check for renee

ushamuka: just have susan or lauren write you one

ushamuka: then

ushamuka: or they can give you cash

ushamuka: and you write the check

Jawbreaker Prone: dude...well then tell them to have it ready by sat.

ushamuka: well i'll have money for you

Jawbreaker Prone: cuz i need it before i go to nyc next week

ushamuka: you can write a check

ushamuka: i'll give you money

ushamuka: and you can write the check

ushamuka: i need to keep my account in balance right now

Jawbreaker Prone: whatever

ushamuka: man you're so pissy

ushamuka: anyways you can give me james' check sometime soon too

Jawbreaker Prone: i just don't want to deal with figureing out who owes what and shit

Jawbreaker Prone: and i'll give you the check for james on sat.

ushamuka: i'll give you 120

ushamuka: in cashushamuka: and you can pay renee?

ushamuka: is that so hard?

ushamuka: or whatever i owe you

ushamuka: not 120

ushamuka: whatever it is

ushamuka: i didn't think it was such a big dea

lushamuka: if i knew it was gonna cause you grief i woulda said forget it

Jawbreaker Prone: well it's a hassle if i had to collect from the girls and shit

ushamuka: wowJ

awbreaker Prone: what

ushamuka: i'm amazed

ushamuka: speechless

Jawbreaker Prone: why

ushamuka: cause i have nothing to say

Jawbreaker Prone: dude, fuck you. i was doing you a favor and i thought it was for you so it'd be easy. i didn't know i was gettin greenee to buy for a bunch of other people

ushamuka: i'm giving you the money

ushamuka: i was collecting it, i was just saying you could collect it

ushamuka: you fucking crybaby

Jawbreaker Prone: ok...but you said before that i should collect from the girls

ushamuka: fuck you

ushamuka: suck a dick dude

ushamuka: seriously

ushamuka: you overreact to everything

Jawbreaker Prone: oh good grief

Jawbreaker Prone: you told me that i should collect from the girls

Jawbreaker Prone: that's what you said

ushamuka: yeah and that's so fucking hard?

ushamuka: i'll do it

ushamuka: if it was so hard

ushamuka: i'll do it

Jawbreaker Prone: actually yes it is

ushamuka: shit

ushamuka: yeah i'm sorry verbal communication is hard these days

Jawbreaker Prone: if it ain't so hard, then why don't you do that shit

ushamuka: everything should be done on computer

ushamuka: I AM

ushamuka: READ ABOVE

Jawbreaker Prone: OH MY GOD I KNOW.

ushamuka: HOLY SHIT DUDE

Jawbreaker Prone: all i'm saying...

Jawbreaker Prone: is that before...

ushamuka: yeah yeah

Jawbreaker Prone: you said...you can collect the money from the girls.

ushamuka: don't beat a dead horse

ushamuka: you're right

ushamuka: you're always right

Jawbreaker Prone: and for someone...

Jawbreaker Prone: dont' fucking patronize me

ushamuka: i'll patronize you all i want

ushamuka: stop being a bitch

Jawbreaker Prone: dude, why are you being a dick

ushamuka: cause you fucking started it

Jawbreaker Prone: WHAT?

ushamuka: Jawbreaker Prone: dude, fuck you.

ushamuka: so fuck off

Jawbreaker Prone: FUCK YOU ...MR. WOW I'M AAMZED

ushamuka: i wasn't cussing at you fucker

Jawbreaker Prone: who said that shit first

ushamuka: yeah what about it?

Jawbreaker Prone: so dont' fucking get all fucking high and migghty when you started the fucking shit with the sarcasm

Jawbreaker Prone: so fuck you

ushamuka: kiss my ass

Jawbreaker Prone: dude you're such an asshole

ushamuka: i know it

ushamuka: and you have the biggest chip on your shoulder

ushamuka: grow up

ushamuka: anyways read

ushamuka: the first lines

ushamuka: when you asked me i said NO

ushamuka: then you kept going on about it

Jawbreaker Prone: I KNOW. I KNOW YOU SAID NO..."YOU CAN IF YOU WANT." I WAS MERELY STATING YEAH I WOULDN'T BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A HASSLE. THAT'S IT. THEN YOU FUCKING WENT OFF WITH YOUR "i'M AMAZED" SHIT.

ushamuka: Jawbreaker Prone: dude...well then tell them to have it ready by sat.ushamuka: well i'll have money for youJawbreaker Prone: cuz i need it before i go to nyc next weekushamuka: you can write a check ushamuka: i'll give you moneyushamuka: and you can write the checkushamuka: i need to keep my account in balance right nowJawbreaker Prone: whatever

ushamuka: then i called you pissy

ushamuka: as a joke

ushamuka: and then you go off

Jawbreaker Prone: i don't care about that shit

ushamuka: so whatever dude

Jawbreaker Prone: GOOD GRIEF. you want me to send you my fucking transcript? fucking eh

ushamuka: i have the entire thing

ushamuka: don't worry about it

Jawbreaker Prone: fuck, then stoptyring to "remind" me and shit

ushamuka: then don't put all the blame on me dude

ushamuka: chilax

Jawbreaker Prone: then you shouldn't personally attack people when they ain't doing it to you

Jawbreaker Prone: and if you don't believe me, fucking read the transcript

ushamuka: you said fuck you

ushamuka: that's all i'm saying

ushamuka: don't be saying that shit seroiusly

Jawbreaker Prone: but i'm not calling you names and shit

ushamuka: dude you wanna go through hawaii all over again?

ushamuka: shit

Jawbreaker Prone: and i just responsed to your i'm amazed comment

Jawbreaker Prone: you want to bring it to that level, then i'll play

ushamuka: overreaction

ushamuka: like i said

ushamuka: and don't tell me you don't overreact to stuff

Jawbreaker Prone: sorry, it was a reaction.

ushamuka: well then

Jawbreaker Prone: haha, i won't...because everyone does

Jawbreaker Prone: including you

ushamuka: you're so gay

ushamuka: i know i do

ushamuka: but you said fuck you

ushamuka: you gonna go off about being gay now?

Jawbreaker Prone: I WAS RESPONDING TO YOUR SMART ASS COMMENT I'M AMAZED I'M AMAZED

ushamuka: i was responding to your whatever comment

ushamuka: this is fucking retarded

ushamuka: i'm gonna post this on my website

Jawbreaker Prone: because i was..."whatever." first you say get it from the girls...then you say you'll get it...then you say you'll write me a check...fuck...so i said, whatever

ushamuka: whateverushamuka: anywaysushamuka: this is the dumbest conversation i've ever held with a person

ushamuka: i love you

Jawbreaker Prone: no fucking shit

Jawbreaker Prone: so puck you.

Jawbreaker Prone: duck you.

Jawbreaker Prone: suck you.

Jawbreaker Prone: oops

ushamuka: yeah you want to bitch

Jawbreaker Prone: i meant that last one

ushamuka: i'm posting it

ushamuka: now we're both gonna be retards

Jawbreaker Prone: fine

Ultimate Loser

"Nae yerum un Kim Byung-Hyun, na nuun yagoo num ooo moht hen da, na nuun babo."

Translation: "My name is Byung-Hyun Kim, I suck at baseball, and I am stupid."

I swear he said it on the Korean news. Okay I made it up, but he should say it.

Note to Byung-Hyun: You are only supposed to choke in big games when you play the Yankees, you schmuck.

Losing Bets: Part 2

If you read my previous post, this is the aftermath of everything that occurred.

First off let me tell you that buying a ticket at 2:10 P.M. for a movie like this can make a person feel really stupid. Then there is even more humiliation as you walk to the ticket taker and he shoots a look like at you that kind of says WTF after tearing the ticket. Yeah I felt really lame. Anyways so I figure the worst was over, and that I would be sitting in the theater alone, since this movie is outdated now, and I was thinking who really wants to watch this? Unbeknownst to me, I walk in, 30 minutes late mind you, and discover that there is the most random group of people watching this film.

There are about 15-20 people in there. Let me break this down for you all. In the very back on the other side of the row where I sat is an Asian man sleeping. In front of me is one elderly woman dozing in and out of the movie, while eating popcorn. A few rows in front of her is a group of 3 middle-aged women, who apparently were the only ones laughing. Then a couple of rows from them are 2 Mexican men about 30 something years old, and one child that is about 5-6 years old, sitting in between them. Then there are others scattered throughout the theater just for fun. As I was sitting there I was wondering why some of these people were there, I mean did the scattered folk lose bets too? Naw that's not logical. It is an enigma to me.

I will not bore you with the details of this crappy movie, if you want to read that go click on my link that directs you to the 742 Evergreen Terrace blog. This movie was just crap. The only saving grace.














Yes!! Gerard Depardieu!! Only because he is so handsome and brought us classics such as My Father the Hero and Bogus. Unfortunately this will be one of his last films, as he said he is tired of the industry and is retiring now. I will miss you Gerard, I will miss you.

Losing Bets

So I am cashing in on losing my stupid poker bets to my friends today. We don't play for money, but instead we play for things that will make us feel utterly stupid while the others maintain their dignity and laugh at the loser, i.e. Mac. What is it I have to do? In about 15 minutes from now I will partake in viewing a movie by myself. Not just any movie though, I will have to watch Last Holiday, starring the Queen.

No not this one:

This one:
















This movie also co-stars L.L. Cool J. Damn it why did I have to lose! (Sigh..)