The "Happiest" Kid in America

I don't usually put up videos on my blogsite, but this kid makes it up here on sheer talent. What in the world is going on with his parents? How can they subject this poor little ?boy? to this kind of crap. I understand if he was a bastard child that they didn't want and wanted him to learn his lesson for being the first sperm to swim to the ovary, but they brought him into this world, and this is what they turn him into to? Now that is FUGGED UP! Anyways enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7YloXN8S44

It won't let me actually put up the video, but you can link to it.

Seat's Taken/You Can't Sit Here

"Seat's taken..." You can't sit here!" - various jerk kids from Forrest Gump

I know the picture is not of the exact scene, but C'mon, this is classic.

The reason for the title of this edition of You Dansu Like Geisha, is that I have been given the Big Boot (ala Hulk Hogan) off of 742 Evergreen Terrace. The reason..........well probably because I was not really blogging about anything relevant to that site. I mean c'mon I found out that I was kicked off like 15 days after it happened. BUT I think the real reason is that I was affecting the creativity of the site's Creator. I believe that the site was not going the way the Creator wanted it to go and I was all up in the Creator's creativity, whatever that means.

I digress. So I watched Superman yesterday, and I did not see any gay undertones to that movie. In theory the only real gay undertone movie I have seen in the Lord of the Rings. Chandler Bing would say "Can Sam and Frodo, beeeee any gayer?" All in all it was a good flick, and I think it's worth watching on the big screen, or maybe on Youtube, if they have it up, cause Youtube is awesome. Anyways, the one thing I dislike about the Superman franchise is that it lacks true villians. Sure it has Lex Luthor but has no superpowers.

Let's compare it to Batman. The Joker has the superpower of being funny, the Penguin has the superpower of being short and obese with webbed appendages, Catwoman has the superpower of being a sucky movie.......okay I lost my train of thought. I guess DC really has shitty villians, but the Joker still rocks my socks off. I would the Joker.

Black Eye

So basketball leagues have started up again, and I am fortunate enough to play in some. So what happens the very first game. I receive a sweet elbow to my left eye. What a way to start the season.

Anyways, I was gonna tell my mom that I got mugged by some black guy, as she is from the older Korean generation. Then I decided not to as she may have had a heart attack. It would have been funny though......

Sorry no pics for this one, but when I find my senior high school I.D. i'll try to post it up.