The Dumbest Conversation Ever

THIS REAL LIFE CONVERSATION TOOK PLACE BETWEEN THE TWO IDIOTS ABOVE: It is utterly the dumbest thing i've ever been a witness to.

Jawbreaker Prone: wait, so are you serious, i have to collect the moneyh from all the girls on sat?

ushamuka: no

ushamuka: i'm just saying you can

Jawbreaker Prone: no id rather have one big check for renee

ushamuka: just have susan or lauren write you one

ushamuka: then

ushamuka: or they can give you cash

ushamuka: and you write the check

Jawbreaker Prone: dude...well then tell them to have it ready by sat.

ushamuka: well i'll have money for you

Jawbreaker Prone: cuz i need it before i go to nyc next week

ushamuka: you can write a check

ushamuka: i'll give you money

ushamuka: and you can write the check

ushamuka: i need to keep my account in balance right now

Jawbreaker Prone: whatever

ushamuka: man you're so pissy

ushamuka: anyways you can give me james' check sometime soon too

Jawbreaker Prone: i just don't want to deal with figureing out who owes what and shit

Jawbreaker Prone: and i'll give you the check for james on sat.

ushamuka: i'll give you 120

ushamuka: in cashushamuka: and you can pay renee?

ushamuka: is that so hard?

ushamuka: or whatever i owe you

ushamuka: not 120

ushamuka: whatever it is

ushamuka: i didn't think it was such a big dea

lushamuka: if i knew it was gonna cause you grief i woulda said forget it

Jawbreaker Prone: well it's a hassle if i had to collect from the girls and shit

ushamuka: wowJ

awbreaker Prone: what

ushamuka: i'm amazed

ushamuka: speechless

Jawbreaker Prone: why

ushamuka: cause i have nothing to say

Jawbreaker Prone: dude, fuck you. i was doing you a favor and i thought it was for you so it'd be easy. i didn't know i was gettin greenee to buy for a bunch of other people

ushamuka: i'm giving you the money

ushamuka: i was collecting it, i was just saying you could collect it

ushamuka: you fucking crybaby

Jawbreaker Prone: ok...but you said before that i should collect from the girls

ushamuka: fuck you

ushamuka: suck a dick dude

ushamuka: seriously

ushamuka: you overreact to everything

Jawbreaker Prone: oh good grief

Jawbreaker Prone: you told me that i should collect from the girls

Jawbreaker Prone: that's what you said

ushamuka: yeah and that's so fucking hard?

ushamuka: i'll do it

ushamuka: if it was so hard

ushamuka: i'll do it

Jawbreaker Prone: actually yes it is

ushamuka: shit

ushamuka: yeah i'm sorry verbal communication is hard these days

Jawbreaker Prone: if it ain't so hard, then why don't you do that shit

ushamuka: everything should be done on computer

ushamuka: I AM

ushamuka: READ ABOVE

Jawbreaker Prone: OH MY GOD I KNOW.

ushamuka: HOLY SHIT DUDE

Jawbreaker Prone: all i'm saying...

Jawbreaker Prone: is that before...

ushamuka: yeah yeah

Jawbreaker Prone: you said...you can collect the money from the girls.

ushamuka: don't beat a dead horse

ushamuka: you're right

ushamuka: you're always right

Jawbreaker Prone: and for someone...

Jawbreaker Prone: dont' fucking patronize me

ushamuka: i'll patronize you all i want

ushamuka: stop being a bitch

Jawbreaker Prone: dude, why are you being a dick

ushamuka: cause you fucking started it

Jawbreaker Prone: WHAT?

ushamuka: Jawbreaker Prone: dude, fuck you.

ushamuka: so fuck off

Jawbreaker Prone: FUCK YOU ...MR. WOW I'M AAMZED

ushamuka: i wasn't cussing at you fucker

Jawbreaker Prone: who said that shit first

ushamuka: yeah what about it?

Jawbreaker Prone: so dont' fucking get all fucking high and migghty when you started the fucking shit with the sarcasm

Jawbreaker Prone: so fuck you

ushamuka: kiss my ass

Jawbreaker Prone: dude you're such an asshole

ushamuka: i know it

ushamuka: and you have the biggest chip on your shoulder

ushamuka: grow up

ushamuka: anyways read

ushamuka: the first lines

ushamuka: when you asked me i said NO

ushamuka: then you kept going on about it

Jawbreaker Prone: I KNOW. I KNOW YOU SAID NO..."YOU CAN IF YOU WANT." I WAS MERELY STATING YEAH I WOULDN'T BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A HASSLE. THAT'S IT. THEN YOU FUCKING WENT OFF WITH YOUR "i'M AMAZED" SHIT.

ushamuka: Jawbreaker Prone: dude...well then tell them to have it ready by sat.ushamuka: well i'll have money for youJawbreaker Prone: cuz i need it before i go to nyc next weekushamuka: you can write a check ushamuka: i'll give you moneyushamuka: and you can write the checkushamuka: i need to keep my account in balance right nowJawbreaker Prone: whatever

ushamuka: then i called you pissy

ushamuka: as a joke

ushamuka: and then you go off

Jawbreaker Prone: i don't care about that shit

ushamuka: so whatever dude

Jawbreaker Prone: GOOD GRIEF. you want me to send you my fucking transcript? fucking eh

ushamuka: i have the entire thing

ushamuka: don't worry about it

Jawbreaker Prone: fuck, then stoptyring to "remind" me and shit

ushamuka: then don't put all the blame on me dude

ushamuka: chilax

Jawbreaker Prone: then you shouldn't personally attack people when they ain't doing it to you

Jawbreaker Prone: and if you don't believe me, fucking read the transcript

ushamuka: you said fuck you

ushamuka: that's all i'm saying

ushamuka: don't be saying that shit seroiusly

Jawbreaker Prone: but i'm not calling you names and shit

ushamuka: dude you wanna go through hawaii all over again?

ushamuka: shit

Jawbreaker Prone: and i just responsed to your i'm amazed comment

Jawbreaker Prone: you want to bring it to that level, then i'll play

ushamuka: overreaction

ushamuka: like i said

ushamuka: and don't tell me you don't overreact to stuff

Jawbreaker Prone: sorry, it was a reaction.

ushamuka: well then

Jawbreaker Prone: haha, i won't...because everyone does

Jawbreaker Prone: including you

ushamuka: you're so gay

ushamuka: i know i do

ushamuka: but you said fuck you

ushamuka: you gonna go off about being gay now?

Jawbreaker Prone: I WAS RESPONDING TO YOUR SMART ASS COMMENT I'M AMAZED I'M AMAZED

ushamuka: i was responding to your whatever comment

ushamuka: this is fucking retarded

ushamuka: i'm gonna post this on my website

Jawbreaker Prone: because i was..."whatever." first you say get it from the girls...then you say you'll get it...then you say you'll write me a check...fuck...so i said, whatever

ushamuka: whateverushamuka: anywaysushamuka: this is the dumbest conversation i've ever held with a person

ushamuka: i love you

Jawbreaker Prone: no fucking shit

Jawbreaker Prone: so puck you.

Jawbreaker Prone: duck you.

Jawbreaker Prone: suck you.

Jawbreaker Prone: oops

ushamuka: yeah you want to bitch

Jawbreaker Prone: i meant that last one

ushamuka: i'm posting it

ushamuka: now we're both gonna be retards

Jawbreaker Prone: fine