Ultimate Loser

"Nae yerum un Kim Byung-Hyun, na nuun yagoo num ooo moht hen da, na nuun babo."

Translation: "My name is Byung-Hyun Kim, I suck at baseball, and I am stupid."

I swear he said it on the Korean news. Okay I made it up, but he should say it.

Note to Byung-Hyun: You are only supposed to choke in big games when you play the Yankees, you schmuck.